Oh England (again)

Hugh Grant. So you may have had a debacle or two with hookers and the like, but you are such a charmer in your films. Among Notting Hill, Two Weeks Notice, Bridget Jones's Diary, and Love Actually, it is hard to choose. All I know is with that smile and that accent, it's no surprise women of all nationalities flock to Hugh. 

Editor's Note: As tomorrow begins, Black History Month (February) officially takes over. I think we all know what that means. ;)

Sunday is for PUPPIES

CHIHUAHUA PUPPIES!

A "Goode" man is hard to find...

Unless you encounter this beautiful brit! Meet Matthew Goode, who has the deadly combo of tall, dark and handsome. He frolicked throughout Europe with Mandy Moore in Chasing Liberty and played a sexy fiance in Match Point. With those eyes and sexy British accent, I wouldn't mind him chasing me either.

Twice as nice..

Tyler Low (23) & Jason Wellemeyer (25). The two ex-collegiate lacrosse players began a training/camp program called PrimeTime Lacrosse. If you care to read up more on them:  http://images.businessweek.com/ss/10/09/0923_young_entrepreneurs/22.htm

Unfortunately, they are probably super douche bags. Oh well -- God doesn't give with both hands. 

In the spirit of the Australian Open...

Roger Federer. Arguably, one of the best tennis players of all time. Sponsored by Nike, Rolex, Lindt Chocolate, Mercedes Benz... just to name a few. Prize money from tennis ALONE totals over 33 MILLION DOLLARS. And he speaks French and English, probably among other languages. And he's happily married with twin baby girls. Maybe he will redeem the "athlete" stereotype of a skeeze (cough cough Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant)

A rugby player has never looked so good!

With that boy-next-door charm, Matt Damon gives hope to girls across the globe. He's married to a (ridiculously pretty) normal/non-celeb or model woman. He attended Harvard (SMARTY!) and hates Sarah Palin. What more could you ask for in a man!?

Who doesn't want a Latin lover?!

Just ignore good ol' Marta en la segunda imagen. Carlos Baute viene de Venezuela y canta para tooooodoooooo el mundo hispanohablante. Liz y yo estamos obsesionadas con "Colgando en tus manos" -- si no sabes la canción, youtubela!

Oh Ireland!

Cillian Murphy. He's Irish (and unfortunately, married with kids). He beasts zombies, allows Leo into his head, fucks with Batman, and plays the worst airplane seatmate to Rachel McAdams. Perhaps I only really like him because he's an Irish twin to Tom Welling. In any event, I would love to hear him speak with his native accent....

Sunday is for Puppies once more!

Thank you everyone for your support during Barracuda week. Keep your eyes peeled for more theme weeks to come! For now, we are back to our regular, scheduled programming.

What a nice day to smell the flowers... BEAGLES! 

Javier Bardem Barcelona

Your ridiculously sexy portrayal of a painter in love with multiple women made me want to pack my bags and hop on the next flight to Spain. You are the epitome of the Spanish lover, exuding sex with those enchanting eyes and irresistible voice. Oh Javier, you are the reason why I became a barracuda ;)

He may be gay....

but that's okay!

Bob Harper. Age: 45. Profession: Personal trainer, best known for his awesomeness on the Biggest Loser. After watching him for ten seasons, he must be gay (though he stays mum on the subject). He's still nice to look at and can whip anyone's fat ass butt into shape! Oh yeah, he's a fitness mogul as he's started his own fitness empire!

So he's not REALLY an athlete...

Rece Davis (he's the one in the middle). Age: 45. Profession: College Football and Basketball commentator for ESPN (so you know he's loaded).

Also a bestie of yours truly:

Welcome to Miami

Oh Will, you've grown up quite nicely. Ditch Jada and I'll be your Mrs. Smith. We can fight off zombies and aliens together or go pursue some happyness. 

What's in a name?

I first knew him as Sean "Puffy" Combs, then Puff Daddy, then Diddy, then P. Diddy. At the ripe ol' age of 41, he shows no signs of slowing down. Also, who cares that he has a son who in year or two will be legal?? Some people would consider that a bonus. 

Oh to be an ass kicking Brit!

Jason Statham. Age: 43. Who knew they made 43 year old men like that?! He can take me along for the ride and speak to me in that rough British accent all day long -- especially if it's in Italy and I get to screw over Edward Norton in the process.

Sunday is for Dogs??

GOLDEN RETRIEVERS 

This week is barracuda week, and for all you who do not know what a barracuda is: the opposite of a cougar. Enjoy. 

If you're a bird I'm a bird

All I need to say is two words and every girl's heart will instantly melt - THE NOTEBOOK. Ever since, we all want some Noah Calhoun in our lives to write us 365 letters and a passionate kiss in the rain (and more...) Ryan Gosling, you have unknowingly set the standard for all boyfriends for eternity.

Killing two birds with one stone

Normally, Friday is yummy mogul day. My cohort and I, however, decided to appeal to our international followers for this post. He may not be so yummy, but his products certainly are. 

Malaysian shoe designer, Jimmy Choo Yeang Keat. Who could have predicted that a man born into a modest shoe making family could have created such an empire?

More Jungle Fever..

... I know... surprise surprise

Michael Crabtree. Once a player at Texas Tech and now in the NFL. So beautiful, and yet so cocky. At least his looks can counteract the egotism. 

I don't even know what to say....

Tyson Beckford. Male model. Sex on legs. 

He looks good naked or in a suit - it's almost a hard decision to decide which way I like him more. 

In the library, on top of books..

but we can't be too loud!! Ludacris, his lyrics are vulgar, yet we all love them. From ghetto to fabulous, you know what them girls like.

Oh Middle Earth!

We all knew pirates are sexy, but who could have predicted that elves would be up there too? I'd let him shoot his elven arrows at me all day and night (yes, that IS what she said). If only you weren't betrothed to some god awful wench, Orlando Bloom. 

Today is...

the day I am reunited with my MEC co-founder! But it is also the day for BICHON FRISE PUPPIES!!!

A bichon frise after my own heart.