That's a great forehand ya got there!

Meet American tennis player James Blake. He attended (but then dropped out of) Harvard, and is high school bff Jills with John Mayer. I don't know how I like him bald, but he definitely looks more suave than he did with that crazy hair of his. 

In the spirit of the Australian Open...

Roger Federer. Arguably, one of the best tennis players of all time. Sponsored by Nike, Rolex, Lindt Chocolate, Mercedes Benz... just to name a few. Prize money from tennis ALONE totals over 33 MILLION DOLLARS. And he speaks French and English, probably among other languages. And he's happily married with twin baby girls. Maybe he will redeem the "athlete" stereotype of a skeeze (cough cough Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant)

I guess I just really like tennis...

Good ol' Andy Roddick. American tennis player sponsored by the Lacoste. Unfortunately he too is betrothed, but that doesn't mean we can't stare. Just FYI, the Australian Open begins soon, so also keep an eye out for Rafa! 

Aye Dios mio... tus brazos!

He escrito un poema para ti:

O Rafael Nadal

Tu reloj vale más que mi vida

Y yu novia no es tan bonita.

No me importa que sude y gruña cuando juegas.

Tienes solo 24 años, nada más.

Liz y yo te comparamos al aceite de oliva.

Sin tu amor, no puedo estar viva.