Revenge is a dish best served... HOT?

Joshua Bowman. From Berkshire, England. He's a youngin' too - only born in 1988. He's in that supposedly decent show Revenge. Not gonna lie.. the man looks amazing in a v-neck :)

These boys sure are Fiennes!

Accio Ralph!

And then let me FLASHFORWARD (hardy har har I know I'm the ONLY person who watched that show) to Joseph!

I hope you've noticed now that these boys are indeed brothers. They are indeed British -- Ralph (pronounced Rafe) is He Who Shall Not Be Named. In case you live under a rock, I refer to Voldemort from the Harry Potter series and then strongly urge you to read the series. kthx. 

Can I be "in a relationship" with you?

Andrew Garfield. British and so nerdy hot. We all know him from The Social Network where he was jipped by Mark Zuckerberg and had a crazy-ass girlfriend. Soon, he'll be putting on his tights to play the new Spiderman. Hopefully he'll have more luck with money and the ladies in this movie!

Don't ask me about this bloke..

because all I know is his name - Theo Walcott - and that he's British. Oh yeah, he plays soccer. Thank you google :)

Don't ask me what he's holding. 

Whatchu waitin' fo' Theo?? Me? Oh how nice of you!

You take me higher...

mmmm look at those puckers. 

So this is Taio Cruz, and if you haven't heard one of his songs, you clearly live under a rock. 

Also, I've decided (with the exception of Wednesday) to declare this week BRIT WEEK. Bonus points if they are from London (which Taio is). 

Taio's of mixed Nigerian and Brazilian descent, and yet I'm sure he has a lovely British accent. swoooon

You sound like you're from London

Tom Hardy, most notably from Inception. Apparently he is from London and has battled alcoholism and crack cocaine addiction. He's been clean since 2003 - quite quite admirable. He's set to be in yet another Chris Nolan flick - Dark Knight Rises.

Oh England! (again)

Guy Pearce. This brit can't remember a thing in Memento and scuffles with the Count of Monte Cristo. I don't know much about him, and my internet isn't working. All I do know is he has quite the bone structure. 

O England, I should watch football more often..

Carlton Cole. Soccer (or football) player for England in last summer's World Cup. I've never seen Burberry look so yummy. 

The faint of heart mayyyyyy want to shield their eyes for the next:

Oh England, I'm so LOST

And my personal favorite is on imdb: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1876592896/nm0015382

Meet Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. He was born and raised in the U.K. before landing a role on Lost as Mr. Eko. He's a beast physically, but he also knows French, Italian, Yoruba, and Swahili (to name a few). Apparently he was in the Mummy Returns and Bourne Identity... you'd think I would remember seeing such a stud! 

Oh England (again)

Hugh Grant. So you may have had a debacle or two with hookers and the like, but you are such a charmer in your films. Among Notting Hill, Two Weeks Notice, Bridget Jones's Diary, and Love Actually, it is hard to choose. All I know is with that smile and that accent, it's no surprise women of all nationalities flock to Hugh. 

Editor's Note: As tomorrow begins, Black History Month (February) officially takes over. I think we all know what that means. ;)

A "Goode" man is hard to find...

Unless you encounter this beautiful brit! Meet Matthew Goode, who has the deadly combo of tall, dark and handsome. He frolicked throughout Europe with Mandy Moore in Chasing Liberty and played a sexy fiance in Match Point. With those eyes and sexy British accent, I wouldn't mind him chasing me either.

Oh to be an ass kicking Brit!

Jason Statham. Age: 43. Who knew they made 43 year old men like that?! He can take me along for the ride and speak to me in that rough British accent all day long -- especially if it's in Italy and I get to screw over Edward Norton in the process.

Oh God Save the Queen!

If only I could house swap with Kate Winslet and have a sexy drunk Brit knock on my door.... Oh Jude Law, you may have slept with the nanny and broken poor Siena's heart, but you are still in mine. 

Oh England!

So it HAD to happen sometime... 

(yes.. Kstew you are cut out of this one)

You had me as Cedric Diggory (boy did I lament your untimely murder at the hands of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named). Then you had me as Edward Cullen, despite the fact you are an overbearing, overprotective, stalker vampire. Feel free to sink your teeth into me anytime - Kstew is a major bore anyway. RPatz, you may be a chain-smoking, shower-hating Brit, but you sure are entertaining on Ellen.