Bend it like...

David Beckham has had a thousand different haircuts over the years, but his body (THANK GOD) sure has stayed the same. Too bad I a) don't watch or care about soccer and b) he's married to Posh Spice. They will have beautiful children.

O England, I should watch football more often..

Carlton Cole. Soccer (or football) player for England in last summer's World Cup. I've never seen Burberry look so yummy. 

The faint of heart mayyyyyy want to shield their eyes for the next: